| I was born in a barn to a virgin mother. I grew up banging on bits of wood but got bored and started painting instead. I'd probably get round to painting more but people keep hassling me to turn water into wine. They're all alcoholics round here don't you know.
Hmmm I've never achieved anything, not yet anyway. I could refer to Van Gogh who never sold a single painting in his lifetime but I won't because he was rubbish and I'm not surprised.
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